I have found some new amusing bedtime reading, it is my diary that I wrote between the ages of 9 to 12. At times it has been hard to decipher, my hand writing and spelling were atrocious! One my favorite entries is from the day after Christmas when I was 9-years-old.
"Today I was in the family room and Chris had Reeses and I love Reeses so I took them and when I was eating the other one Chris saw me and said I took them. I said did not. I felt so dumb and am sorry."
Hmm, seems like my inability to resist chocolate began at an early age.
Does Chris read your blog? If he doens't, I am going to have to call him and tell him about this one! I am also going to have to go back in my record of choclate I suspect one of my siblings stole and re-examine it! All these missing choclate cold cases are about to be solved, I would guess!
ReplyDeleteThe Great Stone Choclate Napper has been found!
Heehee! I love it! I say if he left the chocolate out, it's fair game...
ReplyDeleteAaron, no I don't think Chris reads my blog so if he finds out I will know who told him! ;)
ReplyDeleteI don't remember too many other incidents.. well except for when I would sell candy bars for band.. I would often sample a few extras as I knew mom would just pay the difference in the end.
However, she was so willing to do this as I later found out she also snuck some too!
Well, Emily, be informed, I have called Chris and the other siblings as well. There was a lot of discussion and two options where put forward:
ReplyDelete1) String you up and make you scream in agony and pain until you admit to all your choclate stealing and replace what was wrongfully taken.
2) Have an intervention because this is obviously an addiction that is beyond your control and we should not judge you for your in-ability to leave our choclate alone.
The vote is presently split 2-2 with one vote left to be cast. I won't tell you who voted which way, but if I were you, I would just start sending choclate to your siblings. If we vote 1 and have choclate before we can string you up, our anger may be turned aside. If we vote 2 and you send us all choclate, then we will see that you are "purging your house" of the evil choclate and we will realize we do not need an intervention.
Either way, you are going to loose all your choclate so better to pre-emptively send it away. Actually, I will make it easy for you, just send it all to my house and I will make sure it is properly distributed to all of the siblings.
Aaron you are too funny! :) Guess you had better start checking your mail.. and keep checking it and keep checking.. :)
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