Kids Say the Funniest Things

A friend of mine sent me this on Facebook, so I decided to give it a go with my kids and see what sort of things they came up with.
The rules were the following:
Ask your child(ren) to answer the questions and type their answers in.

My kids are 4 and 2... Alex didn't always quite get what was going on.. neither did Lucas :)

1. What is something mom always says?
Lucas: Huh?
Alex: Sweetie

2. What makes mom happy?
L: Hugs and kisses and tickling me
A: Balls

3. What makes mom sad?
L: If I hit or kick you or bite you or lick you
A: Bite you
-hmm do my kids have a biting problem??

4. How does mom make you laugh?
L: By tickling me
A: Ha-ha like that (yes that is how you laugh ;) )

5. What do you think your mom was like as a child?
L: First he made a silly face then he said I had "a squishy head"---um yeah no idea on that one
A: Small and Tall

6. How tall is your mom?
L: 55 feet tall
A: Tall

7. How old is your mom?
L: 55
A: 3
-wow quite the discrepancy there :)

8. What is your mom's favorite thing to watch on TV?
L: commercials (this is SO not true)
A: show

9, What does your mom do when you are not around?
L: I don't know, look for me (hmmm maybe he needs to get out more)
A: Have birthday

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
L: Eggs (you're guess is as good as mine-- I don't think he has ever heard the word famous before)
A: Alex didn't say anything on this one

11. What is your mom really good at?
L: Playing games
A: Going up

12. What is your mom not very good at?
L: Doing cartwheels (The same as one of my friends, haha too funny!)
A: ?

13. What does your mom do for her job?
L: Work at house, clean
A: Work on windows (she then at this point wanted to wash the windows)

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
L: Pizza
A: pizza (just because her brother prompted her to say this)

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
L: "Cock-O--that's tickling in Spanish"
A: ?

16. If your mom were a cartoon charactrer, who would she be?
L: Never know
A: Nemo

17. What do you and your mom do together?
L: "Play, watch Blues Clues shows"
A: "clean windows"

18. How are you and your mom the same?
L:"I dunno, we'll skip that one"
A: Both girls

19. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
L: The temple
A: The temple