And of course, as soon as I am done writing or telling some semi-interesting thing, I suddenly remember about ten million good stories.
So I have decided I am going to start writing some funny random things down, because if I see them (as I am a visual person) than maybe I will remember them for the next time I am in this situation.
So here are a few funny and true things are all about me and Eric.
- Eric used to spray poo for a living. How many people can say that? I guess I should clarify. He used to pneumatically install bark and compost into flower beds and such. In English, he used a really big hose that was hooked to a truck and rather than having to use a wheel barrow to bring in loads of bark or compost he would blow it in. It was my job to have the bucket and hose ready to spray him off before he entered our house. Those clothes were only washed at the laundry mat.. were we probably broke about three washers (sorry to the little laundromat in Lehi)
- The engine dropped out of Eric's car, while I was driving it. Did I mention his car was stick-shift and I was just starting to feel like I knew how to drive stick when this happened?
- My husband is 15" taller than me. I am not that short, I am 5'5", he is 6'8".
- I taught Eric how to REALLY burb. He has two sisters, I have three brothers (and two sisters). We learned different things growing up.
I HAVE TAUGHT MY BOYS HOW TO BURP LOUD AND LONG. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LEARNED THAT FROM SINCE I WAS RAISED BY A SINGLE MOTHER AND DON'T KNOW MY FATHER. LOVE THE FUNNY FRIDAYS.
ReplyDeleteso sweet, love and happines
ReplyDeleteHe sprayed poo! hahahahha Awesome! Thank heavens for degrees!!!
ReplyDelete6'8"??? Holy Cow!!
I hate it when the engine falls out! That's just rude!
Funny post! Me likey!
All right, when we get back from our respective vacations we going to have a burp-off! HAHAHAHA. You are so clever. I love the ideas you come up with for your blog. I just may have to ride on your coattails! hehe.
ReplyDeleteMy guy is only 6'4' but my two brothers are 6'8' got to love the tall guys.
ReplyDeleteBahahahahaha! a poo sprayer..... :)
ReplyDeleteWOW, what an interesting job! Cute picture too!
ReplyDeletePoo spraying. I bet that is something few can claim to have done. I need a lesson in burping, if ever I do manage one it's pretty much a miracle and I get sarcastic applause.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the rice krispie conspiracy. I've found the recipe on the generic krispies, though. Go figure?
Love the spray poo story! That's great.
ReplyDeleteOh and I love me some rice krispy treats too:)
I'm like that with speaking. I will finish a conversation, walk away, then think of something terribly clever to say!
ReplyDeleteWonderful post! I think it's a great idea to jot down funny or amusing things before you have a chance to forget them - sometimes they're great conversation-starters! LOL
ReplyDeleteHappy SITS Saturday Sharefest!