Thursday, March 18, 2010

When I'm a Mommy....

I was looking through the writing prompts over at Mama Kat's this week
and number two struck my interest; it says "When do you first imagine yourself wishing you were older or bigger? Write about it." And you know, I honestly don't remember. I am sure as a teenager I couldn't wait until I was older so I didn't have to listen to my parents, that sort of thing.. but well I am currently dealing with a three-year-old who pretty much on a daily basis talks about what will happen when she is older.

So here are some of the things I hear on a pretty regularly...

"When I am a Mommy, then there will be two mommies and we will all sleep in the big bed together"

"A baby will grow in my tummy when I am a mommy"

"After I am 3, then I will be 4, then 5, then 16"

"When I am big like you then I can drive the car"

While sitting on the toilet: "When I'm a mommy, I will cover the whole toilet because Mommy's are bigger"

"When I am a mommy I will put makeup on here and here" (pointing to eyes and cheeks)

And my favorite and the one I am almost afraid to post as it might bring some creepy people through Google searches: "I have little boobs, someday I will have big boobs like you"

So yes, my 3 going on 16 year old... just slow down and enjoy being a kid. After all when you are a mommy you will have to deal with a dramatic stubborn three-year-old just like you, or I can only hope.

21 comments:

  1. That is so precious! I love the "toilet seat" comment! How funny! And what a *beautiful* little girl you have!!

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  2. LOL, that's great! I miss working with three year olds. Always good value. I could have written a book with all the funny things my preschoolers said!

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  3. Oh that is so funny and adorable!!!

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  4. So cute!!! Love the things that three year olds say.

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  5. I remember thinking how awesome it would be to have boobs....now I'm not so excited about them...hahahaha

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  6. How sweet! Dying over the b00b comment-- that's hilarious!
    Ky's going through similar conversations (she's three as well). She also has informed me when she's bigger she gets all of my shoes (she'll have to bury me first). ;-)

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  7. she sleighed me with the toilet comment! Too funny :)

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  8. Awww...love the toilet comment from your adorable 3 yr old...so funny! And the boob one..little ones are just so hilarious...the things they think of! Thanks for sharing and making me smile...have a great day! I chose the writing prompt about marriage...but this one is a great one!

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  9. This is SO cute!! I've heard the boob comment several times.. lol!!

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  10. I love hearing the "when Im a mommy" stuff from my girls too!

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  11. To cute!! Almost makes me want to try once more for a girl. With three boys all I hear is "when I grow up I want to be a dump truck driver!"

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  12. 4, 5, SIXTEEN! whoah slow down there Miss! Hahaha. And she is hitting all the highlights of being a big girl: make up, boobs, and cars. Geees. hahaha.

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  13. That is one smart baby girl you've got there. I think she is spot on when she says 16 comes after 5. At least, that seems to be the progression with kids these days.

    We're all in for a wild ride. :)

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  14. Sure LOVED reading these....I'll sweep them right on over into the 2010 rush write folder...thanks!

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  15. Very cute! I should do one of these someday for my girls. And that picture of Alex is to DIE for! She is beautiful!

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  16. This was so adorable! I love her view of mommies ... and how they age!

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  17. I remember always wanting to be big. I remember asking when I could wear a certain dress and being told when I was six I could have it. If only I had enjoyed my childhood more.

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  18. Awwww! She is so sweet..........and funny!!

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  19. Emmy - I love it! How sweet to record her words and musings. The toilet seat one cracks me up.

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