Thursday, October 2, 2014

The Costco Trap

I write a list.  

I vow I am going to stick to it.

I show my card and step into the big glorious box known as Costco.

I walk by the big TV's not giving a second glance, that is my husbands weakness.
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I do a double take at a little blender- no it was a juicer we were taking about getting.

I haven't yet made it out of the entrance row when I see them.  A whole rackful.

Beautiful long dresses perfect for Alex.

Dresses are so hard to find nowadays, I justify.  I pick out one, then another, than one more.

Oh shoot, too many, I put one back.

She needs dresses. I say to myself as I hurry away from the rack of temptation.

I head to the health care section after the one thing that I really came for today.

I make it past the school snacks, the paper goods.

Oh samples.

Well now I have to go up and down almost every row, because we can't miss a sample.

Burritos, ice cream, little crackers with cheese.  Yum.

Is that a Christmas tree? I feel a moment of disgust at the fact that Christmas is set up earlier and earlier every year- yet I am drawn to those twinkling lights.  I pass through the Halloween section on my way to see the grandeur.  Oh I should buy some Halloween candy.

Oh is that a bag of chocolates,
I really shouldn't...

I do.

Oh and look a bag of sorted caramels, Eric would love these.

And so it happens all through the store.

We are done!   Let's go pay, I firmly declare.

Wait are those puzzles?  Eric Dowdle puzzles?   Puzzles that I once made a second trip to a Costco in Utah while on vacation specifically to buy these puzzles and they were all gone! (Oh it was tragic, trust me)  Now here they are in my Costco in California!! 

Heaven.

Oh Costco I hate you...... (I'll see you again next week)

19 comments:

  1. That is the reason I do not have a membership...I have gone with my parents and the kids loved the sampling, and that is the only reason we go for haha!

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    1. The samples really are the best! I remember around Easter once they had so many awesome samples, ham, potatoes, etc. We went around a couple of times and had a mini meal!

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  2. This describes me PERFECTLY. I have such a love hate relationship with Costco.

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    1. Yes, exactly! This time of year with so many toys and gift ideas is definitely worse!

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  3. I'm not allowed to go to costco by myself because I will buy 20 million things I don't need.

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    1. Oh, I think I might need to start implementing that rule for me too!

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  4. I can't ever stick to my list, everrrr

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  5. Yes, yes to this entire post. John and I stay away from Costco for as long as we possibly can.

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  6. I am oh so weak when it comes to both Costco and Sams. I buy all kinds of crap we don't need.

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  7. This describes me at Costco AND at Trader Joes. I only do those stores once a month if I can manage.

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  8. I don't have a membership, though I am thinking about it!

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  9. and this is why i don't have a costco membership! lol

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  10. My mom and I are so guilty of doing this at Sam's Club!

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  11. I actually haven't been in a Costco, but we do BJ's and it's the same problem!

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  12. Sam's Club gets to me the same way! I'm always a little shocked by how much I spend.

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  13. Hehe... I love it! I've never been to Costco, I really want to go to one though. we just don't have any of them around here.

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  14. We got a Costco membership for the first time this year and we love it cause it saves us so much money...Although I probably could save myself tons more by not having it as much as I get sidetracked lol

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  15. This just describes it for anyone entering the doors of Costco. Which puzzles did you buy?

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